Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Top 20 things I said/thought soon after getting engaged...

(In no particular order)

1) Finally, new pots and pans (registry)!
2) I wonder what my Exes will say?!
3) I made it past the teenage AND dating years!
4) White or Ivory (dress color)?
5) Do I HAVE to wear ivory?!

6) I wonder if I qualify for prenups.
7) I'm not giving Mike complete-shared-custody of Penny Lane. (49%/51%)
8) Ohhh, a KitchenAid Mixer! (registry, again)
9) My niece will be sooo super cute as a flower girl!
10) Will I hyphenate?

11) I want a Mandolin! (registry...)
12) Hell, no, I'm not hyphenating! Wxxxxxxxxx-Sxxxxxx? Please!
13) What will my colors be? I HATE pink!
14) How will I get around my pink-aversion with flowers?
15) I must buy a wedding magazine, stat.

16) I could buy 2 more cars for the price of a wedding!
17) What would Mike have done if I said no? (not likely, at all)
18) Do people try to steal engagement rings?
19) So that's how you slap-a-b!tch, engagement-ring-style. OUCH that would hurt!
20) I get to be with Mike for the rest of my life!


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